• #1

    What is your weight in pounds?

    • Less than 140
    • 140-180
    • 180-220
    • 220+
  • #2

    What kind of underwear do you usually wear?

    • Briefs
    • Boxers
    • Boxer briefs
    • Thong and/or commando
  • #3

    How much sleep per night do you require?

    • Less than 7 hours
    • Less than 8 hours
    • Less than 9 hours
    • 9 hours or more
  • #4

    If your partner smelled like fish you would

    • Be polite and quiet, hope they shower soon
    • Gently tell them of their odor
    • Force them to clean up or its over
    • Take a bath with them
  • #5

    What is the size of your ideal mate?

    • Petite, less than 110 lbs
    • Normal
    • Thick with curves
    • Large in and in charge
  • #6

    How many times have you been to Sea World?

    • Never
    • Once
    • More than once
    • I own a season pass
  • #7

    How would you rate your spooning skills?

    • Virgin as the best olive oil
    • Some experience and compliments
    • I am nicknamed cuddle buddy
    • I could be a Gigolo for hire
  • #8

    How do you reward your friends for being good?

    • Pat on the back
    • Verbal compliment
    • Take them out to eat
    • Throw fish at them and hope it lands in their mouth
  • #9

    Have you ever slept with someone much, much larger than you?

    • No
    • Yes
  • #10

    Are you comfortable with flapping noises and sea sounds all night long?

    • No
    • Yes